A deputy noticed a BMW being driven on the median of U.S. Highway 27 and ran the plates, discovering that the vehicle was stolen. When he started to follow the car, Thernisha Lewis, who was behind the wheel, floored it and made a turn. She then went around a guardrail and into the pond, where she started to sink.
Lewis, who was wearing a white dress, climbed on top of car and was rescued by two officers who waded in. She was taken to a hospital for observation, but while being examined, she punched a nurse in the left eye, earning a bonus assault charge.
Boy, he wasn't kidding. When cops arrived at at the 22-year-old's home, they found him lying on the floor in the fetal position surrounded by Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers and Chips Ahoy cookies. He told cops he'd smoked too much marijuana and couldn't feel his hands, but he refused medical attention. After telling officers that he'd smoked up in his car, he gave them permission to search the vehicle.
There they found a jar of weed and drug paraphernalia. He's facing misdemeanor charges for both.
Christopher Hucko caused a commotion in a store called Lover’s Lane, prompting an employee to call 911 and summon police. When an officer arrived on the scene, the man had a large bulge in the front of his trousers that turned out to be a pink vibrator. Hucko said he had no idea how it got there, but offered to show the deputy a tattoo of a cherry he'd just gotten on his johnson.
The 44-year-old was transported to the local precinct, where he took off all his clothing and, according to the police report, proceeded to make derogatory comments about President Obama, even writing "Obama Is a Criminal" in the space where he was asked his name.
The man, identified only by the last name Cai, was taken to the emergency room after complaining of abdominal pain and was given a battery of X-rays, which turned up a nine-inch-long flashlight wedged deep into his body. Medical personnel tried to retrieve it without an invasive procedure, but found it was stuck -- and Cai was taken to the operating room, where it was removed through an abdominal incision.
According to hospital records, the man's family members suggest that the flashlight might have been inserted into Cai during a bar fight. Talk about cheeky behavior!