A Michigan woman's half-baked burglary attempt ended up being pretty "crumby" -- when she was captured near the crime scene covered in frosting from cupcakes that were part of her haul.
Police in the town of Alpena responded to a call from a homeowner who reported that she'd been awakened by a commotion in her kitchen and went to check it out, finding a strange woman ransacking the place, knocking over some items and stashing others in a bag. The intruder fled when she saw the resident, but only made it a few blocks before cops spotted her wandering down a street with a tell-tale sign of her part in the break-in.
The police report said that the woman, whose name was not released, was "highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs." She was taken to the Alpena County Jail on charges of unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property.
Police in the town of Alpena responded to a call from a homeowner who reported that she'd been awakened by a commotion in her kitchen and went to check it out, finding a strange woman ransacking the place, knocking over some items and stashing others in a bag. The intruder fled when she saw the resident, but only made it a few blocks before cops spotted her wandering down a street with a tell-tale sign of her part in the break-in.
The police report said that the woman, whose name was not released, was "highly intoxicated and had cupcake frosting and cake all over her torso and legs." She was taken to the Alpena County Jail on charges of unlawful entry and malicious destruction of property.
A creepy Florida guy thought big when coming up with a snappy comeback for cops who busted him for trespassing, explaining that he owned the property -- because he owned the entire world.
Allen Ramsey freaked out a worker at a convenience store by lurking in the bushes to peep at peeps coming in and out of the place. When the employee called 911, cops went to Ramsey's hiding place and tried to get him to come out -- which he eventually did, identifying himself only as "The Creator."
When asked for a full name, the disheveled looking 61-year-old replied, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, look it up," then told the officer he'd created the universe -- and tried to return to the bushes. At that point, he was taken into custody and charged with trespassing and prowling.
Allen Ramsey freaked out a worker at a convenience store by lurking in the bushes to peep at peeps coming in and out of the place. When the employee called 911, cops went to Ramsey's hiding place and tried to get him to come out -- which he eventually did, identifying himself only as "The Creator."
When asked for a full name, the disheveled looking 61-year-old replied, "I am the Alpha and the Omega, look it up," then told the officer he'd created the universe -- and tried to return to the bushes. At that point, he was taken into custody and charged with trespassing and prowling.
A spilled cup of Kool Aid sparked a fight that landed one man in jail and his stepfather in pain.
Police say 32-year-old Armon Magellan Jones of South Carolina became angry after his stepfather, 57-year-old John Lesley, spilled his cup of Kool Aid. Instead of just mixing up a new glass of the sugary drink for himself, Jones decided to mix it up with Lesley and repeatedly punched him in the head.
Cops say Lesley suffered visible injuries to his head, and Jones was arrested and charged with assault and battery.
Police say 32-year-old Armon Magellan Jones of South Carolina became angry after his stepfather, 57-year-old John Lesley, spilled his cup of Kool Aid. Instead of just mixing up a new glass of the sugary drink for himself, Jones decided to mix it up with Lesley and repeatedly punched him in the head.
Cops say Lesley suffered visible injuries to his head, and Jones was arrested and charged with assault and battery.
A Florida couple clearly did not master the fine art of burglary before trying to pull off a gallery heist -- signing the guest book before heading out with their haul.
David Ziskowski and Megan O'Hara were arrested on Sunday, one day after swiping $6000 worth of jewelry from a display at a gallery in Palm Beach. The featured artist gave cops a description of the pair, who he thought looked suspicious, and pointed to the ledger. O'Hara had left her signature and phone number, and Ziskowski took his own stab at art, drawing a large set of male genitals pointed at the face of a woman, a work he captioned "Meg."
After being taken into custody, O'Hara confessed to the crime and said, "If I knew that they cost that much, I wouldn't have taken them."
David Ziskowski and Megan O'Hara were arrested on Sunday, one day after swiping $6000 worth of jewelry from a display at a gallery in Palm Beach. The featured artist gave cops a description of the pair, who he thought looked suspicious, and pointed to the ledger. O'Hara had left her signature and phone number, and Ziskowski took his own stab at art, drawing a large set of male genitals pointed at the face of a woman, a work he captioned "Meg."
After being taken into custody, O'Hara confessed to the crime and said, "If I knew that they cost that much, I wouldn't have taken them."