A 27-year-old Muncie, Indiana man was charged last Monday for domestic battery after reportedly flying off the handle when his girlfriend bought the wrong kind of toilet paper.
According to the victim, who was shoved "so hard she flew" into the street, suspect Bryan Edward Alwine, is, you see, "very specific on what he likes to use," the Star Press reports.
The female was said to have suffered bruising after the scrap.
According to the victim, who was shoved "so hard she flew" into the street, suspect Bryan Edward Alwine, is, you see, "very specific on what he likes to use," the Star Press reports.
The female was said to have suffered bruising after the scrap.
Like the Seinfeld episode "The Marble Rye," a British couple was sentenced for using fishing line to help an inmate haul a whopper up into a cell at Wormwood Scrubs prison in London.
According to the Daily Mirror, the package -- which contained drugs, booze, a knife, candy, cellphone SIM cards, and, oddly, a McDonald's Egg McMuffin -- was intercepted last October, when 27-year-old Karl Jensen was spotted securing the "fish" to the line.
In court this week, prosecutors played footage of the scheme in progress, and Jensen was sentenced to two-and-a-half years in jail after pleading guilty to various charges. His girlfriend, Lisa Mary Hutchinson, who was also in the surveillance video, received a year of community service for reportedly storing the package in her home.
According to the Daily Mirror, the package -- which contained drugs, booze, a knife, candy, cellphone SIM cards, and, oddly, a McDonald's Egg McMuffin -- was intercepted last October, when 27-year-old Karl Jensen was spotted securing the "fish" to the line.
In court this week, prosecutors played footage of the scheme in progress, and Jensen was sentenced to two-and-a-half years in jail after pleading guilty to various charges. His girlfriend, Lisa Mary Hutchinson, who was also in the surveillance video, received a year of community service for reportedly storing the package in her home.
A new nationwide trend has grocery store owners and police officers shouting, "Where's the Beef?"
Experts claim meat thefts are reaching an all-time high because beef prices have soared in recent years, according to New York's WCBS-TV.
Surveillance videos have shown that beef burglars are even finding creative ways of making off with the goods, New York Police Department detective Joe Giacalone tells WCBS. "They’ll put it on an eight-year-old or a six-year-old knowing that the police aren’t going to arrest them," he notes.
The problem has become so widespread that some stores are even considering anti-theft packaging -- similar to sensors put on clothing -- on their meat products.
Things may be looking up, though: experts say fewer female cattle will be used for meat products next year, which allows for more births and a larger cattle population — and ultimately, lower prices on meat.
Experts claim meat thefts are reaching an all-time high because beef prices have soared in recent years, according to New York's WCBS-TV.
Surveillance videos have shown that beef burglars are even finding creative ways of making off with the goods, New York Police Department detective Joe Giacalone tells WCBS. "They’ll put it on an eight-year-old or a six-year-old knowing that the police aren’t going to arrest them," he notes.
The problem has become so widespread that some stores are even considering anti-theft packaging -- similar to sensors put on clothing -- on their meat products.
Things may be looking up, though: experts say fewer female cattle will be used for meat products next year, which allows for more births and a larger cattle population — and ultimately, lower prices on meat.
A flight attendant admitted on Wednesday that he wore tight spandex undies on a flight into the States because he gained a little weight: six and a half pounds of cocaine, to be exact.
According to the Sun-Sentinel, authorities in the states took an interest in Rohan Myers shortly after he'd landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Sept. 8 after he worked on Caribbean Airlines Flight 39 from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
The 39-year-old man was reportedly nervous and sweating profusely at the security station. Meyers eventually copped to agreeing to transport the drugs, for a handler in Jamaica who paid him ten grand, and who taped packets to his body under the compression undies.
Myers faces around three years in prison for his first smuggling attempt.
According to the Sun-Sentinel, authorities in the states took an interest in Rohan Myers shortly after he'd landed at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Sept. 8 after he worked on Caribbean Airlines Flight 39 from Montego Bay, Jamaica.
The 39-year-old man was reportedly nervous and sweating profusely at the security station. Meyers eventually copped to agreeing to transport the drugs, for a handler in Jamaica who paid him ten grand, and who taped packets to his body under the compression undies.
Myers faces around three years in prison for his first smuggling attempt.