The video starts with Quaid chewing out someone for walking on set while he's running a line -- "I can't even get a line out until dopey the d**k starts whispering in your ear, you're not even watching anymore."
No one was spared his wrath as Dennis continued ... "This is the most unprofessional set I have ever been on. This is horse s**t!"
It's unclear what movie he's shooting ... when this rant went down, or if it's even real. The video leaked online, but his reps haven't responded to our calls for comment yet. It's possible the whole thing is fake ... he's an actor, after all. Here is the video that is circulating thanks to TMZ - BE WARNED this contains language that is NOT SAFE FOR WORK, SMALL CHILDREN or those who are lactose intolerant (ok so the last one i made up, but seriously if strong language offends you, PLEASE do not watch this video)
The 58-year-old, who's long been married to Tom Hanks, tells People magazine that she's undergone a bilateral mastectomy and reconstructive surgery, and is expected to make a full recovery. She adds that she got the diagnosis only after getting a second opinion.
Rita says that although an initial round of biopsies showed no cancer, "a friend who had had breast cancer suggested I get a second opinion on my pathology and my gut told me that was the thing to do. A different pathologist found invasive lobular carcinoma. His diagnosis of cancer was confirmed by, yet, another pathologist."
Rita has taken a leave of absence from the Broadway play Fish in the Dark to recover.
Olivier, Halle and Halle's daughter Nahla were making their way through LAX when an airport employee decided to play paparazzo and started taking cell phone pics of the trio. Olivier was caught on video taking Nahla's empty car seat and ramming it into the guy, knocking him down. But according to TMZ, he won't face prosecution. Instead, he and the employee will attend an office hearing at the L.A. City Attorney's office.
A source tells the gossip site that the likely outcome is a warning and some anger-management classes.
The actor was walking in an underground garage Friday when he got into a confrontation with a photographer. The man then hit Ryan with his car and fled the scene. The star, who was in Vancouver shooting the Deadpool movie, was unhurt.
Police arrested the 52-year-old photog Monday and plan to charge him with intimidation.
Ryan, who was born in Vancouver, was said to have had a sore knee and back, but returned to work the next day.
According to the Daily Mail, Tori tripped and fell onto a "scorching hot" grill as she was leaving the Benihana's Japanese Restaurant in Encino, California.
An eyewitness says, "You could tell she was hurting, but she was trying to put on a brave face for the sake of her four young children who were quite obviously worried. [Her husband] Dean looked upset too, but you could tell they were doing their best to stay calm and not alarm the children."
Tori reportedly tried nursing the "large burn on the back of her right arm" at home, but by the next day the pain sent her to the doctor -- who ended up removing the damaged skin and giving her a graft skin.