Charles Jeunegens came home wasted one morning last week and begged his gal to buy him a detox kit because he was on probation and wanted his urine to test clean. When she refused, Jeunegens flipped, slapping her and knocking her into a wall, before retreating to the kitchen where he grabbed a bunch of bananas and began throwing them at her as a witness videotaped the whole incident.
He was taken into custody on charges of battery, while the victim was treated for a cut on her tongue, which the banana split.
50-year-old Carlo Morris Cerutti and his wife Joyce of Spokane, Washington got into a heated argument with their neighbor over some trash. The Ceruttis took offense to the neighbor putting trash in one of their cans, and repeatedly asked him to stop. But the man refused and even threw a bag of garbage at Joyce. That's when her husband Carlo went full Klingon and started swinging the replica sword at him.
The neighbor called 911 and police officers arrested Cerutti for assault. He claims that the neighbor tried to attack him and he grabbed the sword in self defense.
Garrett Sweetman was spotted wandering around a mobile home park in the middle of the night by a police officer who was on routine patrol. The deputy followed Sweetman around the grounds, but lost him after the 30-year-old oddball abandoned the bicycle he was pushing. Another cop caught up with the suspect just as he was about to become public enemy number-one -- by relieving himself behind a car.
Sweetman denied any malicious intent and swore he was just looking for a little pees and quiet. He was charged with trespassing and lewd behavior.