A Florida man got hauled off to jail after he tried to branch out in his love life -- by getting high on a synthetic drug and trying to get busy with a palm tree.
Kenneth Crowder, who eventually told cops he was high on the newly trendy drug Flakka, disrobed and began running around the streets of a residential neighborhood in Melbourne, telling bystanders that he was God. Crowder became more and more agitated, and eventually started humping the trunk of the tree, continuing to claim he was the Man Upstairs.
Witnesses didn't buy that explanation and called cops, who arrived on the scene and tried to subdue the 41-year-old, first with words, then with a Taser -- which shocked Crowder enough that he stopped claiming to be God, and began insisting he was Thor, the Norse God of Thunder.
Eventually, he was taken into custody with no injuries to officers -- proving his bark was worse than his bite.
Kenneth Crowder, who eventually told cops he was high on the newly trendy drug Flakka, disrobed and began running around the streets of a residential neighborhood in Melbourne, telling bystanders that he was God. Crowder became more and more agitated, and eventually started humping the trunk of the tree, continuing to claim he was the Man Upstairs.
Witnesses didn't buy that explanation and called cops, who arrived on the scene and tried to subdue the 41-year-old, first with words, then with a Taser -- which shocked Crowder enough that he stopped claiming to be God, and began insisting he was Thor, the Norse God of Thunder.
Eventually, he was taken into custody with no injuries to officers -- proving his bark was worse than his bite.