Tracey McCloud dialed the emergency number on Monday afternoon and said she wanted cops to help her get her money back from a carry-out joint that served her some food that was "not to par." When the operator told her that she'd be better off seeking help somewhere other than the police, McCloud grew agitated and asked, "What am I supposed to do? Jump over the thing and beat them up and get my money back?"
McCloud, who clearly wasn't using her noodle, pressed the matter and got a response from deputies -- who came to her house to bust her on charges of misusing the 911 system. She's due in court next week.