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Today's Idiot: Tuesday, June 30th

6/30/2015

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Son loses nipple over lasagna....

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A Florida woman gave new meaning to the term "nip slip" by ending a family argument about lasagna by using a pencil to stab her son -- in the nipple.

Gale Higley was hauled off to jail after her son called 911 to say that she assaulted him after he complained that she'd spent too much of his money at a nearby Wal-Mart -- and then started cooking dinner in a way he didn't like. The man, whose name was not released, says he wanted his lasagna warmed in the oven, but his mom insisted on using the microwave, then went after him with the pencil when he complained.

Officers who responded to the scene say that they noticed a mark on the victim's nipple and found a broken pencil nearby, so they ended up taking Mrs. Higley to the pen. She was "lead" off on charges of battery. 



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