Stephanie Miller and her beau, whose name was not released, were having dinner at an El Burrito Loco when she followed him into the men's room and suggested they spice up their meal with something a little hotter than salsa. The victim says she made the lewd offer and then started taking off her clothes -- at which point he tried to talk her into just going back to their table.
That made the 26-year-old hit the ceiling -- and hit the guy in the face, then slam his head into the wall near a urinal. When he managed to free himself, he called 911 and summoned cops, who arrested Miller on charges of assault and possession of pills without a prescription.
Yep, that's definitely loco!