Well that didn't take long..
He and Charlize broke up a few weeks ago after dating for about a year and the 54-year-old actor was spotted out last week enjoying a quiet birthday dinner in California's Napa Valley with actress Minka Kelly who was celebrating her 35th birthday. Witnesses, or more accurately, eavesdroppers, heard Penn tell people that he met Derek Jeter's ex at a Haiti charity event. At the end of the meal, he picked up the tab and led diners in singing "Happy Birthday" to her.
Who didn't see this coming?
Paris was on a small plane for what she thought was an aerial tour of Dubai, when the pilot apparently turned off the engines and took the plane into a nose dive toward the water. Paris was understandably terrified and later tweeted that it was the "scariest moment of my life," adding, "I really believed the plane was going to crash and we were all going to die."
Sources close to her say she's terrified to fly now and has already talked to her lawyers about suing for emotional distress.
Sounds like someone needs a vacation...
Days after he was seen rapping in this video, (and fyi the video is filled with language not suitable for kids or the office)the actor turned up shirtless at Mount Rushmore and walked around shouting "America, America." Other visitors just thought he was some random nut but some eventually recognized him. At one point, and elderly woman approached him and asked him to tone down the crazy, but he responded by telling her that he's a Marine and then asked her on a date.
This isn't a Rick-Roll..I swear